From the OC Weekly -
(Kara sent this letter in as a reponse to an article they ran on The Real Housewives of Orange County (see original article posted in our archives))
MONSTER’S BAWL
This is Monster Kara just reacting to Rebecca Schoenkopf’s extremely professional and civilized piece (of shit) in OC Weekly [“Careless People,” March 16]. First and foremost, I would like to comment on the interview you had with the five beautiful “bitches” of The Real Housewives. I am awestricken that you actually have the gall to complain about Vicki’s censorship over Kim, when you turn around and do exactly what Vicki anticipated. You blast the beautiful women of The Real Housewives that—surprise, surprise—have hearts under their silicone breasts that might actually be hurt by seeing that not only are they bitches, but they are fat, ugly, ditzy and fake. You’re a real winner. I have you to thank for my mom’s extremely high self-confidence.
You’re a great writer, however, your nasty little spirit infects your work—if you consider what you have done to these hard-working women’s reputations and self-image “work.” Kudos on the reference to Gatsby. I recently read The Great Gatsby in my AP composition and language class, and I must say, darling, you’re right up there with Fitzgerald! Oh, how nicely classic literature can compare to the lives of five women who happen to make their own money; God forbid they actually spend it! You might have missed that in Gatsby. Daisy and her brute husband had their money wired through their umbilical cords, in sharp contrast to the working women of Coto de Caza. However, I must consider the fact that your little article is filled with fallacies and vulgar that rots your words, due mainly to the fucks, bitches and assholes you pepper throughout the story.
After reading your “honest” article, I have been dying to meet you. You seem like the type of person that makes me the vivacious little firecracker, a.k.a. “Monster,” I am. The show was meant to entertain, and I am proud to say I believe it does just that—it got you hollerin’, didn’t it? As for the Real Children of the Real Housewives,we really can’t wait to show you what we’re really all about. Among these little monsters are honors students, a nurse-in-training, athletes, computer whizzes and, of course, assholes. Well, newsflash, baby, this time you pissed off the wrong little monster. Enjoy the show!
My plump mother and I send our regards.
Kara Keough
“Asshole, monster, Hitler
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